Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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