Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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