singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
