she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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