I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
