The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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