my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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