you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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