Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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