google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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