I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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