Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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