Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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