The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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