dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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