Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
In the future we'll all be gay
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
