Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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