I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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