real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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