you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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