Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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