D3 body, D1 cock
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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