your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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