So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The beer is more important than you right now.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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