If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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