Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Come on in and take your pants off
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