Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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