I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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