Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize