Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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