All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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