You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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