Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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