Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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