I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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