All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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