I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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