found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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