Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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