he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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