she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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