I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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