we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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