Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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