normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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