question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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