The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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