my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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