The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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