We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
