I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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