so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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