Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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