I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
