i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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