if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Non-Jews are for practice
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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