she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
