Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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