these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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